I may be old now, but when I was younger; I was young. Like 80 years ago, maybe 20 years. Who’s to say? I hunted for my food with a rock & a sharp piece of wood. I enjoyed it, unlike everyone today. It was a simple life. Then the damn government tried to take it all away from me. Because I was born in America, I was legally required to buy a gun. I fought in every way sense 1784. Back in 87′ something bit someone. During that, I saw a big, bad dragon, kill someone by splitting them in half with sword-breath.
My Legendary Life Adventures; by Steve
